瑜伽温柔文案自拍搞笑句子(瑜伽自拍朋友圈文案)

1.
"I
may
not
be
the
most
flexible
yogi,
but
I'm
definitely
the
most
clumsy!"
】

2.
"Namaste
in
bed?
Don't
mind
if
I
do!"
】

3.
"Yoga
is
my
way
of
saying
'I
love
myself'
without
actually
saying
it. "
】

4.
"I
don't
always
do
yoga,
but
when
I
do,
it's
for
the
savasana. "
】

5.
"I
bend
so
I
don't
break. . . but
sometimes
I
just
end
up
breaking
wind. "
】

6.
"Yoga:
the
only
time
I
can
close
my
eyes
and
pretend
I'm
on
a
beach
somewhere
instead
of
in
my
living
room. "
】

7.
"I
don't
always
wear
stretchy
pants,
but
when
I
do,
I'm
doing
yoga. "
】

8.
"I'm
not
great
at
yoga,
but
I'm
a
pro
at
the
'child's
pose. '"
】

9.
"My
yoga
instructor
says
'let
go
of
your
worries,'
but
I'm
pretty
sure
she
just
means
let
go
of
my
grip
on
the
floor. "
】

10.
"Nothing
brings
inner
peace
quite
like
yoga. . . except
maybe
ice
cream. "
】

11.
"I
tried
to
do
the
downward
dog,
but
my
actual
dog
just
licked
my
face. "
】

1
2.
"Yoga
is
my
way
of
telling
gravity
where
to
stick
it. "
】

1
3.
"I
like
to
think
of
my
yoga
mat
as
my
'personal
space
bubble. '"
】

1
4.
"If
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself
during
yoga,
you're
doing
it
wrong. "
】

1
5.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
doing
yoga
or
just
contorting
my
body
into
strange
shapes. "
】

1
6.
"Yoga:
the
practice
of
stretching
my
body
and
pushing
it
to
its
limits. . . and
then
falling
over. "
】

1
7.
"My
yoga
instructor
knows
all
the
right
moves. . . except
for
the
ones
that
involve
balancing
on
one
foot. "
】

1
8.
"Yoga
has
taught
me
to
breathe
through
my
nostrils
like
a
normal
person. "
】

1
9.
"My
dream
yoga
session
involves
a
personal
masseuse
and
a
pint
of
Ben
&
Jerry's
waiting
for
me
at
the
end. "
】

20.
"I
may
not
be
an
expert
yogi,
but
at
least
I'm
giving
my
cats
a
good
laugh. "
】

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