问答笑话句子爱情文案

1.
Q:
What
do
you
call
a
bear
with
no
teeth?


A:
A
gummy
bear. 【笑话句子爱情文案】

2.
Love
is
when
you
can't
fall
asleep
because
reality
is
finally
better
than
your
dreams. 【爱情文案】

3.
Q:
What
did
one
boat
say
to
the
other
boat?


A:
Are
you
up
for
a
little
row-mance?【笑话句子】

4.
In
three
words
I
can
sum
up
everything
I've
learned
about
life:
it
goes
on. 【关于生活的文案】

5.
Q:
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?


A:
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing. 【笑话句子】

6.
Love
is
like
pi:
natural,
irrational,
and
very
important. 【关于爱情的文案】

7.
Q:
What
did
the
grape
say
when
it
got
stepped
on?


A:
Nothing,
it
just
let
out
a
little
wine. 【笑话句子】

8.
The
best
way
to
predict
your
future
is
to
create
it. 【关于未来的文案】

9.
Q:
What
does
a
nosy
pepper
do?


A:
Gets
jalapeño
business!【笑话句子】

10.
Love
is
not
about
how
many
days,
months,
or
years
you've
been
together.
It's
about
how
much
you
love
each
other
every
day. 【爱情文案】

11.
Q:
Why
did
the
math
book
look
so
sad?



A:
Because
it
had
too
many
problems. 【笑话句子】

1
2.
The
greatest
glory
in
living
lies
not
in
never
falling,
but
in
rising
every
time
we
fall. 【生活文案】

1
3.
Q:
Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?



A:
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field. 【笑话句子】

1
4.
Love
is
a
promise;
love
is
a
souvenir,
once
given
never
forgotten,
never
let
it
disappear. 【爱情文案】

1
5.
Q:
What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
snowman
and
a
shark?



A:
Frostbite. 【笑话句子】

1
6.
Life
is
10%
what
happens
to
us
and
90%
how
we
react
to
it. 【生活文案】

1
7.
Q:
Why
did
the
bicycle
fall
over?



A:
Because
it
was
two-tired. 【笑话句子】

1
8.
Love
is
when
the
other
person's
happiness
is
more
important
than
your
own. 【爱情文案】

1
9.
Q:
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
green?



A:
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing. 【笑话句子】

20.
In
the
end,
we
only
regret
the
chances
we
didn't
take,
the
relationships
we
were
afraid
to
have,
and
the
decisions
we
waited
too
long
to
make. 【关于生活的文案】

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